AWKWARD.

I'm so very awkward.

Today it was shinin' bright like a diamond.

It was going great Christmas shopping, Starbucks... Christmas cheer. Then BAM flat tire, cold rain, crap. All we had was a horrible jack that just made my husbands blood pressure spike. So a very nice guy gave us a jack and waited until the job was done. Since I had just gone shopping and had no cash I thought I need to give this guy something. Looking through what I had I found a jar of nuts. Yes, a jar of nuts. I proceeded to get out of my car, handed him the nuts and said " thank you... Merry Christmas." Here's some nuts. NUTS!?!! At that moment looking at his face, I realized... WHY didn't I just say " thank you" needless to say they were the cinnamon sugar pecans, but still nuts. I'm sure he will be having a Merry Christmas thanks to those. And maybe even a Happy New Year.

Random awkward facts about me:

1. I can't say no to people. I was once in a wedding of someone I barely knew. I still to this day only know her first name. I basically showed up and smiled for pictures. It happened.

2. I once tired to communicate with a deaf person. It took me a good 10 minutes to finally realize he was deaf.

3. I mess up lyrics all the time. Sometimes changing them ( unknowingly ) to dirty things and then singing them in front of my in laws. Only to realize its not " West Virginia. Mount ya mama it's " West Virginia, mountain mama." And jimmy buffet didn't step on a pop tart, he stepped on a pop top.
There is more awkwardness... But I feel I have already shared too much. Thankfully I can laugh at myself and move on. ;)